May 24, 2017

Why the Chicken?

Published Feb 19, 2006
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: The chicken was on a vacation.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because Allah did not create the chicken yet.

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Don’t ask us, ask the chicken

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A: It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!!!

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